Happy Birthday Jesus, You Sexy Mother!!!!
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Testimonals
From satisfied listeners...
"I am in my grandmother's nursing home and they are singing Hark! It is not quite as heart-warming as your versionÉ"
About the Recording and Music
Recorded by Zach and Nick, December 2009
Arrangements: Tyson and Zach
Words: Ashley, Zach, and Traditional
The Tracks 
- Virginal Conception Funk (The Holy Ghost Gets Down!)
- Soylent Night (Christmas in the Abattoir)
- We Three Kings of Zion
- Hark!
- Joy! Joy! Joy! Across All the World! The Creator is Born!
- My Mom was a Virgin, too
- For That Sexy Motherf****er Jesus on his Birthday
The Players 
- Zach: sax, keyboards, and vocals
- Tyson: guitar and bass
- Ashley: sexy vocals and picture takin'
- Craig: drums and percussion
- Lorelei: trombone
- Umamaheswari: silent french horn
with a special appearance by The Angry Phlegm on Hark!
- Nick: guitar and arrangement
- Josh: bass
- Craig: drums
- Zach: "singing" and gutteral noises
Special Thanks to... 
- Post Paradise
- Andrew
- Lauren
- Liffy
- Chris
- Melissa
- Heather
- Quick Swipe Comping
- Odell Brewing Company
- New Belgium Brewing Company
- My Personal Savior
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God bless!
